Memo to my Congregation

If, while I am preaching or teaching, I ever emulate conference speakers by asking my congregation to 'break into small groups’ for ‘3-4 minutes’ in order to ‘discuss’ some question, please do the following:

Have four strong men gently but firmly usher me out of the pulpit;

Escort me towards the exit;

Push me through the exit;

Lock the door behind me.

-Many thanks.