Urgent Donations Needed: A New Plane for Jesse

Urgent request for funds! American preacher Jesse Duplantis needs a new plane. Oh don’t worry, his current plane is still in working order, but it’s not big enough. A Falcon 7X would fly anywhere without having to refuel, saving Jesse the trouble of having to pay extortionate prices to fill her up. For any doubters, he offers reassurance: if Jesus were on the earth today, he wouldn’t be riding a donkey, He’d have a plane, too.

The Lord very kindly told brother Jesse that He wants him to have his new jet and that he mustn’t worry about how he’s to pay for it. Consequently, Jesse isn’t worried, but he is asking his followers worldwide to become ‘partners’ so they might pay the $54 million bill instead. Praise the Lord.